My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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