You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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