I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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