If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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