I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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