So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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