is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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