Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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