Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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