I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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