Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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