Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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