Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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