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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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