Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Dignity is for republicans.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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