then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I don't deserve a penis
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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