not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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