margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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