Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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