I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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