i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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