I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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