My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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