My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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