Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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