He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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