I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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