Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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