Dual....:-)
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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