Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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