his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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