Well apparently he's into motor boating.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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