She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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