I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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