Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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