I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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