your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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