I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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