it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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