My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
