im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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