Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
if i can run in heels then i can drive
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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