I CAN MOONWALK!
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
please don't ironically join a cult
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