Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
