i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
