Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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