i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
only if we run a train.
done.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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