Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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