His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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