Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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