like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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