People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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