Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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