I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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