p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
